enecoo:

Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice

charaznablescanontoyota:

for people who haven’t been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you’re welcome

sasukehoe:

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

pumpkinspicebluntwrap:

pumpkinspicebluntwrap:

My bf told me that I laugh almost every night in my sleep and I also slap him and deliver swift kicks regularly. Apparently I also put my fingers in his mouth but honey that’s all part of the package ❤️

My bf: goodnight baby I lo-

Me entering rem sleep:

thebluehue22:

peashooter85:

Bruh like the gold and silver medalists for women’s skateboarding are 13 year old girls when I was 13 I once put grapes in the microwave thinking they would turn to raisins.

They do this too they are just also really good at skateboarding.

trantifa:

thyrell:

yaboybigbadguzma:

thyrell:

dankmemeuniversity:

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly??

Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around.

You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

exitwound:

exitwound:

ghosts in the mystery soda machine

expiredcheese:

quietlyprim:

Critics in 2010: Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock’s deductions on screen!

Blue’s Clues, 1996:

vangogh-vanhoe:

machinesonmute-deactivated20210:

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

qv:

lostwoodz:

lostwoodz:

This was not a reblog for a reason.

tikkunolamorgtfo:

meriwethergrey:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

bristolbird:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

I don’t really know how high jump works, but I just saw two athletes who were in a dead-heat after many, many jumps decide to share the gold medal instead of continuing to compete for a tie-breaker, and their shared joy absolutely stole my heart:

Both athletes almost had career-ending injuries, Tamberi (ITA) brought his cast as a reminder. When the judge came over to try and explain how to break the tie, Barshim (QAT) goes, “can we have two golds?”

I’m just…

ommggggg I didn’t know they were both making comebacks from bad injuries on top of everything else! I’m 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️

Also, not to sound too much like a capitalist, but if these guys aren’t immediately given endorsement deals to do a series of commercials in which they’re adorably sharing absolutely everything, even [throws dart at list of corporations] the last McNugget, then I will personally flip over a table in the middle of Madison Avenue.

They actually have known each other for 11 years! They’re very good friends. I love them.

AHHHHH I just looked Barshim’s Twitter and—

I CANNOT HANDLE THE CUTE

ghstbusting:

supportive-snapmaw:

betweenheroesandvillains:

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

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